Things I Do/Don’t Have Time For

Things I do and don't have time for humor post

It has come to my attention recently that I need to work on my priorities. I’ve always known this. I don’t know what it is about me.

My priorities are simply different from everyone else’s.

All this to say, I’ve decided to sit down and tell you the things I do and the things I don’t have time for.

Time

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Tipping my hat to the recent time change that still has us all confused beyond belief, I want to talk about time.

Time hasn’t been my friend lately, and I’m not speaking to it right now.

I wonder. Do we ever really have enough time? That’s like saying “enough sleep,” or “enough dessert,” or “enough underwear.”

I get annoyed because it seems that I can never catch up. As you know, someone keeps trashing my room, so if I ever get everything else done, there’s still my bedroom to tidy up and vacuum.

It has occurred to me that I can create more hours in a day by waking up early, but for the sake of argument, let us snort obnoxiously at this thought and ignore that absurd possibility.