I’d Fail As The First Lady

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When any woman is in a glorified, high and honored position, she should be a lot of things.

Graceful. Intelligent. Quiet (when the moment calls for it). A leader. Strong. Mature.

I have my moments. Moments I walk into a room and exercise momentary restraint by not screaming  “whoo does it STINK in here! Do you SMELL that? No really. Do you smell that?” and proceeding then, in an undertone, to lean over to my neighbor and murmur, “who do you think did it?

Then I have my moments of complete and utter failure. Moments I look back on, tilt my head, and think: maybe that’s why I wouldn’t make a good first lady. . .

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You May Be Broke If. . .

You may be broke if Rebekah Koontz Rebecca Coonts humor post

There are few things in life that I consider myself a true authority in.

Vanilla shakes, sarcasm, and keeping self-entertained are examples of such things.

But when it comes to being thrifty, saving money, and—yes, being broke—oh, my wisdom reigns supreme.

For example, you may be broke if. . .

Order In The Food Court

Order in the food court by Paul Radin

Judge Paul, now presiding!

I’m only kidding; not really.

What is your favourite part of a shopping mall?

On the count of three, we’ll all reveal our answers as loud as we can. One…two…three…

FOOD COURT!

Wonderful. How many of you also said “food court”?

You are reading a guest post, written by Paul from The Captain’s Speech.