How [Not] To April Fools Jokes

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I’m old and wise and have lived a full life of April-fools pranking.

Below are some that don’t end in a “ha-ha?”

I hope you read this before it’s too late.

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“Pink Is HOT” (Or. How To Stop Blushing)

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Having a naturally red face, I understand the struggle of blushing. Running up stairs, coughing, or even standing too quickly can result in a red face.

And there’s always that one annoying “friend” you secretly want to shoot who points at you and gushes, “aww, look. She’s BLUSHING!”

Then everyone and their mother has to turn and stare at you.

Here’s what you can do in those situations, besides whacking the loud-mouth ex-friend beside you, as tempting as that may seem.

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How Not To Be Awkward

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This topic was requested from an Omghow girl, and I absolutely love it. If any string of words can make me smile, I’m on board.

How not to be awkward. Oh my dear, dear friend. You are close to my heart.

I will share my wisdom.

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How (Not) To Sleep

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Recently, I wrote an article titled “How To Sleep,” this article you are reading will be it’s brother.

Some people need a little reverse psychology in their life. I am here to not give it to them. (That last joke may have gone over a few heads.)

If my last article wasn’t doing anything for you, read on. You may find in this article you are doing everything just right.

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How (Not) To Diet [Christmas Edition]

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Dieting is your body’s natural inclination to stay slender. We all try to fight it. The struggle is real.

But why diet? It’s not bikini weather. There are scarves and big coats and loose pants out there for a reason.

It’s time to follow Santa’s example. Stop dieting. Here’s how.

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Fashion Friday: How (Not) To Dress For Halloween

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I have accepted an internship to write for a girl’s How To website called omghow.com! I am very excited to be a part of this, and I was very excited to start. Of course, me being me and having to do everything differently (I asked their permission of course), I started off my first article as a “How (Not) To.”

And we all know what day it is. *spooky music playing*

Read on to be sent to my very first article, “How (Not) To Dress For Halloween.” You can’t say you aren’t curious.

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