I Have No Volume Control

I have no volume control loud shout mouth humor funny cat

I do this super cute thing. . . No, seriously. It’s adorable.

Hear me out.

Pun intended.

See. I kinda, sorta in a big way have absolutely no volume control.

How To: Socialization In 5 Steps

How To- Socialize in 5 easy steps

When it comes to correct socialization, some of us lack the basic requirements. This is okay! We can learn. Some of us, also, are nearing age 21 and still don’t know how to work a dish washer. That is okay, too. Perhaps we’ll learn that task later (after we read this life-changing blog post, of course).

Are you with me? We good? You good?

Socializing is a stressful, somewhat life-threatening factor, necessary to human existence. Let’s get that out of the way. No matter if you’re shy, introverted, or don’t have a tongue, if the waitress at Denny’s asks if you need ketchup, you need to be able to answer her effectively, politely, and without coming off as a psychopath.

CHEA Convention 2015 — Day #2 “I Get Lost”

CHEA day #2 I get lost Christian Home Educators Association

Today, I got lost. I was looking for a session called “Preschool Meets Real Life”. I teach kindergarten at church, and I’m always interested in the new tips and tricks and games moms have discovered. And I got lost.

I’m an intelligent human being with an excellent sense of direction. I have never ever been lost.

The map visual described my desired location as the building next door to the Pasadena Convention Center. I saw it through the glass windows. It was right there. Piece of cake.

I just needed to find a way in.