Something to read as I work on my next novel.
There is a growing trend in the health and fitness world. One of self-satisfaction and photoshoots at the gym.
But it begs the question. At what point does simply being awesome and taking care of yourself transfer into “honey, you ate a salad, you didn’t donate a lung.”
Are you on a health kick recently? Do you take your diet and eating habits a little too seriously?
You’re about to find out. These are the signs.
Continue reading ➞ Signs That You Take Your Diet Too Seriously
There are things I don’t understand. One of them is counting calories. So much so that I typed up a rant about it on my phone.
The house could’ve burst into flames, but I wouldn’t have noticed. As I typed, everything turned red. My fingers grew tense.
My eye twitched.
Here’s what I wrote.
I’m afraid I will have to begin this blog with a prayer of forgiveness.
Dear God, please forgive me for not being a better christian. For not loving you enough to want to see you sooner. I SHOULD eat chocolate cake and fried chicken so that I can begin my eternity with you in heaven WAY before I turn fifty. I apologize, God.
In Jesus’ name. Amen.
First, I hope you know that entire prayer was a joke. Second, yes, it has happened. I’m actually going to exercise.
