Big news, people. BIG. NEWS.
No I’m not engaged.
And if you thought “pregnant,” wash your mouth out with soap. And rubbing alcohol. And then soap again…
I moved out of my parents’ house!
Is that the sound of presents opening or jaws dropping?
Regardless, your eyes do not deceive you. I am posting a YouTube video.
Vlogmas 2017, condensed, in eight minutes.