It’s a fact universally acknowledged that people need to
CALM. THEIR. TOOTSIE ROLLS.
For the love of chocolate chip pancakes, take a breath people! It is not the end of human existence as we know it! We will somehow survive this. The sun will continue to shine. God is still in control.
Can we all just GET. A. GRIP. before losing our minds over these tiny, insignificant little details.
Continue reading ➞ 5 Things People Lose Their Mother-Loving Minds Over
Girls are mysterious, beautiful creatures. However, some things we haven’t kept much of a secret.
Our eternal hatred of creepy crawly things, for example.
Upon finding a spider, there are about twelve basic steps every girl goes through.
Continue reading ➞ What Girls Do Upon Finding A Spider
My home church has decided to embrace February with X’s and O’s. They have, cringingly, declared it Love Month, a phrase they proclaim with sentiment in their hearts and a sigh in their voice.
When I first heard the term Love Month, my stomach lurched for a bucket, a feeling—I realized—quite similar to love: an uncontrollable bodily function, repulsive to the people around me. Sounds about right.
I hope you’re not eating as you read this, because we’re going to talk about love. Got your bucket handy?
Continue reading ➞ Love, An Uncontrollable Bodily Function