I am taking a sick day, dear readers.
It is shocking—I know—that I, practically a superhero by trade, could possibly get sick. I mean. What is wrong with the universe? What has this world come to?
I have the heart of a T-rex. I am supposed to be invisible.
Our last day exploring New York was a success, complete with humidity, candy, famous movie sights, and a chocolate shake as big as my head.
Goodbye New York. I will miss you.
For those of you who have been waiting for shots of New York City, wait no more.
For they are here.
Watch as the Koontzes venture into the concrete jungle and live to tell the tale.