Coffee is dear to my heart. It began at a young age, tasting my mom’s coffee ice cream for the first time. Then I worked at a coffee shop for two years and one thing led to another. . .
I’ll just get into it. Because as soon as I finish this post, I get to run downstairs and get free, you-know-what warm delicious goodness from the hotel lobby.
This hotel is wonderful.
5 Reasons Why I Must Be Caffeinated At All Times
#1. To Function.
I require caffeination for the typical involuntary protocol like breathing, knowing how to sit, recognizing colors, coherent sentences, remembering my alphabet, etc.
#2. I’m way funnier when caffeinated.
I get some of my best post ideas while caffeinated. My fingers spaz across the keys. I toss my head back and laugh maniacally at every line.
Seriously, I’m hilarious. Stick around.
#3. Multitasking/Efficiency.
Typing, thinking of breakfast, worrying about breakouts on my chin, spell-checking my work, it will blue your mind how many things I can do at once. I never make mistakes so I never have to go back and read my posts for erros.
Gosh. I’m so efficient. Coffee makes me a better person, really.
#4. Coffee is a natural laxative.
Always helpful!
#5. I’m a much better dancer.
This last one I didn’t discover until about an hour ago, when I was standing in the tea isle of Whole Foods and a good song came on. People stared because of the sheer, artistic beauty of my rhythmic flow.
They wanted to ask me what my dance secret was. And I would’ve told them caffeine.
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One thing I will say about being caffeinated is that it isn’t good if you’re around children. You’ll be hyper. They’ll be hyper. Soon everyone’s twitching. It’s just bad.
Besides that, though, I think we can all agree—in light of the factual evidence I have presented—that coffee is life. Life is coffee.
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Coffee ice cream is my favorite! I actually started drinking coffee after I quit my job working in a coffee shop. Now I can’t live without it. I’m with you, man!
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That’s what happened to me! While working at the shop, I was bored by coffee, but now it’s daily comfort! Do you have a favorite drink/type?
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I’m so with you, sister! But here’s another very important thing about coffee:
New studies actually show that coffee could prevent cancer! AND even Dr. Oz says to drink coffee.
I would say that dumping a lot of cream and sugar in your coffee is probably not the best, however—darn it!
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There we go, people, it is doctor APPROVED! On my way to Starbucks now. 😁
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A hug in a cup.. well done, hahaha!! 😀 I love these types of posts you do!
Jade x
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Thank you so much for telling me that! It’s nice to know what people like!
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This post is so good you just made my day ♥
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I’m so glad! Thank you for reading!
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Iv never had coffee before but now I feel like I’m missing out on free super powers! Haha!
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You’ve NEVER had coffee?? I shall take you on a coffee date immediately!!
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I like coffee flavored foods and beverages, but I try to avoid as much caffeine as possible to make sure I don’t go all anxious all of a sudden. The little bit that’s in frappuccinos or coffee flavored foods aren’t that bad 🙂
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I’m not anxious *twitch* why would you think coffee makes you anxious? *twitch*
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Is now a good time to mention that I don’t drink coffee? I don’t think it’s a good time…
Also, I secretly look forward to your posts every week.
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Nice way of following up a heartbreaking comment with some good ol’ flattery lol
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Thanks! I knew I couldn’t press post after the first comment.
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I forgive you, Paul lol.
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Loved the post :-). Coffee is next to oxygen 🙂
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Amen sister!!
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