Sadly, this post was inspired by real life events.
My friends (*cough* friend… just one) have had the unfortunate circumstance of being victim of my… not-so-subtle comments.
And all this happened before the clock struck 11am.
#1. Watch as they indulge in their favorite food, clear your throat and ask, “So…”
#2. Correct their table manners as if they were your child.
#3. Point out when they’re wrong, obnoxiously, in front of everyone.
#4. Tell them, without tact, that their foundation doesn’t match their skin color.
#5. Fail at a pep talk.
#6. Ask if they forgot to brush their teeth/shower today.
#7. Criticize their choice in boyfriend.
#8. Ever-so-lightly question their intelligence.
#9. Tell them they’re being unnecessarily sensitive.
#10. And let us not forget the timeless, “is that what you’re wearing?” question.
Dear Amy, sorry for the things I said before I had my morning coffee.
Thank you for staying my friend.
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