I’m making a part two of things that annoy me. . .
I sound like a pure joy to be around.
I’m only trying to be more relatable, that’s all! Some people think I’m too perfect to be true.
I mean. They don’t say it aloud. But they think it.
Guys, I’m telling you. I put on my pants just like you, feet first.
Now on to the things that annoy me.
1. Pouring a bowl of cereal to find there’s no milk.
It’s even more annoying to make the realization that corn flakes and cranberry juice aren’t as good of a combo as you thought.
It was pure desperation, but I tried it, and no.
2. Auto correct adding a word that doesn’t exist.
I never get to laugh about a silly conversation, because Autocorrect’s “corrections” are from Mars.
I type “How’s it going?” and my friend receives. . .
FRIEND: what?
ME: what?
FRIEND: what??
ME: Ugh. Autocorrect. . .
3. Passing a slow driver, only to be stopped at the next light.
4. Running out of soap in the shower, so you just stand there, soaking wet, and wonder what you’re supposed to do now.
5. Proud health-addicts.
You see them on Instagram, taking selfies at the gym, or tweeting pics of huge green smoothies.
No. Just no.
You don’t fool me. You don’t fool yourself. I want someone to come on social media and say “going to the gym is no fun, and protein smoothies are gross, but I’m doing it anyway because this self-torture means I’m taking care of my body.”
Then I’ll believe you.
(Lol, have you read my post My Body Rejects All Things Healthy?)
6. People who say the word “bucks” a lot, accentuating the ‘u’.
Bucks is a word you use for something cheap.
Dollars is a word you use for something of worth.
If you think those “hundred bucks” your grandma gave you aren’t satisfactorily enough, I would gladly take them off your hands and give them the love and respect they deserve by calling them “one hundred dollars“.
US currency everywhere, you are welcome.
Ugh. Drives me crazy.
I think we can all agree. I’m a special kind of person, but let me know if you relate to any of these annoyances or if you have some of your own!
You can read Part 1 here.
The Rebekah Koontz Site 
Ah i can so relate to the first, second and fourth. I was forced to have just porridge, water and sugar one time coz we had run out of milk. Urrgh i hated it.
Joanny 😊
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This post really made me laugh out loud, especially number 7 and 2, I’m forever having problems with autocorrect!
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hahaha I love your posts I had to laugh at #3 😛 I always laugh at people who pass slower drivers and needing to stop after all 😛 it’s just funny when you see it 😛 although they are probably in a hurry for maybe something terrible so I probably shouldn’t laugh :S but still at that moment it really does look funny !
Jade x
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Number 7, oh my. I would love to enjoy exercise and stuffing my face with salad, but it’s just not fun. I agree – anyone who says otherwise is a liar!
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I’m the slow driver, hehe! And salads are awesome if you use the perfect dressing and spend about $50 in ingredients. If not, then, yes, bunny food disgusting is not meant for humans.
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Hundred bucks vs hundred dollars. Sounds like a new topic, kidding aside, that I had to repeat in my head a few times and I completely agree dollars is worth more than bucks. Great write up!
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This post made me laugh ha! Number 4 though… being in that situation annoys me so much
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Hahah love the intro part of this post
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Am I crazy or did you just count from 4 to 7 to 6 in this post? I hate when I run out of milk for cereal, especially when some milk is already poured.
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You’re crazy. 😉
Oh and you make your cereal uselessly soggy? I feel ya.
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Uselessly soggy! That’s the term I was looking for.
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