I’m making a part two of things that annoy me. . .
I sound like a pure joy to be around.
I’m only trying to be more relatable, that’s all! Some people think I’m too perfect to be true.
I mean. They don’t say it aloud. But they think it.
Guys, I’m telling you. I put on my pants just like you, feet first.
Now on to the things that annoy me.
1. Pouring a bowl of cereal to find there’s no milk.
It’s even more annoying to make the realization that corn flakes and cranberry juice aren’t as good of a combo as you thought.
It was pure desperation, but I tried it, and no.
2. Auto correct adding a word that doesn’t exist.
I never get to laugh about a silly conversation, because Autocorrect’s “corrections” are from Mars.
I type “How’s it going?” and my friend receives. . .
ME: Ugh. Autocorrect. . .
3. Passing a slow driver, only to be stopped at the next light.
4. Running out of soap in the shower, so you just stand there, soaking wet, and wonder what you’re supposed to do now.
5. Proud health-addicts.
You see them on Instagram, taking selfies at the gym, or tweeting pics of huge green smoothies.
No. Just no.
You don’t fool me. You don’t fool yourself. I want someone to come on social media and say “going to the gym is no fun, and protein smoothies are gross, but I’m doing it anyway because this self-torture means I’m taking care of my body.”
Then I’ll believe you.
(Lol, have you read my post My Body Rejects All Things Healthy?)
6. People who say the word “bucks” a lot, accentuating the ‘u’.
Bucks is a word you use for something cheap.
Dollars is a word you use for something of worth.
If you think those “hundred bucks” your grandma gave you aren’t satisfactorily enough, I would gladly take them off your hands and give them the love and respect they deserve by calling them “one hundred dollars“.
US currency everywhere, you are welcome.
Ugh. Drives me crazy.
I think we can all agree. I’m a special kind of person, but let me know if you relate to any of these annoyances or if you have some of your own!
You can read Part 1 here.