I’m going to write about something very close to my heart.
I have become world renown in this subject. A professional in every sense of the word. A high authority on the matter.
It has taken nineteen years for me to claim such attribution. Nineteen years of trial and error, hard work and practice. I am now prepared to share with you all my secrets on the matter.
You will never have to wonder “am I doing it right?” again.
Here’s how not to clean your room.