Well, for my first post, I’d like to say how I’m slim, tall, gorgeous, talented, and so famous that if I barely change my lip gloss, it’s blasted all over the internet and the economy shifts.
Feels good to get that off my chest.
In reality, I’m 5’1, only my closest friends and family think I’m talented (my mother included), and I’m only famous in my mind. I wear chapstick and rimmed reading glasses, and I’m only skinny because I spend the majority of my time under a laptop with my bony rear end sunk into a large green cushy chair and forget these strange and wonderful things called meals.
I am a writer.
I’d like to welcome you to my official blog site.