I’m here, testing my phone . . . So! How ’bout a joke? (Disclaimer: blondes, just like any joke, this one is all in good fun. Don’t take it personally.)

A blonde was driving down the road. She looked to her right. Next to the road in a cornfield was another blonde, sitting on a canoe and rowing away. Anraged, the blonde in the car slammed on her brakes, jumped out, and yelled, “you know, it’s people like you who make blondes look bad! If I could swim, I’d go over there and teach you a lesson!”